(Mike is driving.)
(A pothead is standing behind a young woman.)
(The pothead pushes her out into traffic.)
(Mike stares in horror.)
Mike: Officer! Come Quick! I just ran over a tech writer!
Cop: Of course you did. You can't drive Pacific Ave. without hitting a tech writer.
Mike: Aren't you going to HELP her!?!
Cop: Oh, and sir... I'm afraid you can't park there.