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Tami: Hey Mike! I hear you hit a homeless person.
Dave: No. Just a tech writer.
Tami: What's the difference?
Dave: One is a smelly, worthless waste of a human being.
: And the other one doesn't have a place to live.
Mike: Heheheh. Heeyyy....
: Wait a sec... Kelly lives in an apartment by the bay....
Dave: Q.E.D.
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