Sleazy Lawyer: On behalf of the Tech Magazine Legal Dept.
: We apologize for last week's comic.
: It was in extremely poor taste. As a result, it has been replaced by a brand new comic strip.
Pika-Bert: Hi. I'm Pika-Bert.
: I'm what happens when tech writers draw comics.
: Have you ever seen a more sickening thing in your life?
: Say, here's a funny joke. What's the difference between a homeless person and a tech writer?
Sleazy Lawyer: One's a smelly waste of....
Author's note: if this doesn't seem funny to you, you probably missed a couple of weeks.