Tami: Hey, Mike. Dave wants to talk to you.
Mike: What bout?
Tami: You get to write the Editorial for the first issue....
Rex (the talking plant): Uh-oh....
Dave: Hey, Mike. Pull up a floor....
Mike: Still no chairs?
Dave: We need an editorial, and I said no. The boss wants you to write about CHASM.
Mike: The clothing store? This is a tech magazine.
Dave: You know our secretary? Her DADDY owns the magazine....
: He wants more of a "Teen interest angle."
(We see topless protesters outside the window.)
Mike: Why do I have a feeling this will be painful?