(Mike and Bob stand in front of the computer)
Computer (Art): Hello. I am the Art 2000 SuperComputer.
Computer (Kim): No. I am the Kim 2000 SuperComputer.
Mike: Great. A Mainframe with multiple personalities.
Art: Roses are red.
Kim: Violets are Blue.
Art: I'm a Schizophrenic.
Kim: And so am I.
Bob: Two personalities.... Both obnoxious.
Art: I'm so lonely....
Kim: Hey, sugah. Lookin' for some fun?