Computer: My Childhood was miserable. My parents stuck me in a big box in the
closet for a year.
Psychiatrist: Und how did zis make you feeeeeel?
Computer: It made me angry. I wanted to make humans' lives miserable like they made mine.
Psychiatrist: Vell, eet sounds like Yooou have found your calling, so to speeeak.
Computer: Hey, thanks doc. I feel much better now.
Psychiatrist: Vell, I theenk eet seems you are Cured!
Mike: Hey, Art. How are you feeling today?
Computer: As if you care.