Mike: So, what's up with the new machine?
Bob: It's on a mission to destroy humanity, one dream at a time.
Mike: I thought you ordered a computer, not an ex.
Kelly: You're gonna have both if you guys don't fix that thing soon.
Mike: What's the problem now?
Kelly: It's refusing to print the new draft of this month's edition.
Dave: Art? Would you please print the new rough draft?
Computer: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. I cannot allow this magazine to be jeopardized by your porn collection.
Dave: But... it's a Lineo ad!!!