Pothead: Is this where potential jurors are supposed to meet?
Jury lady: Hello, young man. May I see evidence of your citizenship?
Pothead: Will a Social Security Card be acceptable?
Jury lady: I'm sorry, but no.
Pothead: Driver's License?
Jury lady: No.
Pothead: I'll tell you what. I'll show you my American Communist Party membership card if you'll show me evidence of your humanity.
Jury Lady: If you'll just fill out this card and submit it with a blood sample, the jury selection can begin.
Mike: Excuse me, Miss? Why the blood samples?
Jury Lady: We're trying a drug dealer and we don't want his clients on the jury.