Tech Magazine: The Comic Strip

Tech Magazine for 2000-09-17-txt

Location: Courtroom

Judge: First, I'd like to ask if anyone has any hardships that would prevent them from serving.
Juror #1: Your honor, I know the defendant.
Judge: Explain.
Juror #1: I slept with his daughter.
Judge: How recently?
Juror #1: While we were on recess.
Defendant: I'll kill you, you bloody son-of-a....
(The judge lowers his head.)
Judge: Next....