Judge: Are there an other excuses?
HLD: Your honor, I slept with the defendant AND his daughter.
Judge: Hey, you're a horny little devil, aren't you?
HLD: Yes, thanks for noticing.
Judge: And I suppose you slept with the Defendant's girlfriend?
Mike: No.... No, sir.
Judge: Are you sure?
Mike: I haven't slept with anyone.
Judge: Oh, an engineer, eh?