Janet Reno: I'm going to ask you some questions. Is there any relationship
between you and the defendant?
Juror #2: That depends on what your definition of Is is.
Reno: Do you believe in Capital Punishment?
Mike: Yes, I believe in capital punishment for misdemeanors.
Reno: What is your position on legalizing drugs?
Mike: Mmm... Drugs are bad. M'kay?
Sleazy Lawyer: If you slept with a girl, could you convict her father?
Mike: Umm... Yes?
Judge: You're excused. Get those other guys in here.