Mike: You know, I hate to say this, but maybe the machine was right.
: This issue really kinda sucks.
Computer: See. I told you.
Dave: Shut up Kim... wee.... Say, what's you name anyway?
Computer: You can call me Marvin. Everyone else does. I'm so depressed.
Bob: Where have I seen this before?
Dave: Could be worse. At least they aren't protesting today.
Kelly: The environmentalists want us to install a bidet to save toilet paper.