Association Nationale d'Amour des L'arbres
National Tree-Hugging Association
I can't believe these people. They're swinging from the trees like apes!
("Save the trees!" is painted on the front window and a person is swinging from the trees.)
Mike: Only in California.
Bob: So what are we going to do about it?
Mike: I have a great idea.
(Mike walks outside and speaks to the crowd.)
Mike: If I could have your attention.... We've decided to use last month's issue as toilet paper.
: We trust you will leave the premises at this time.