Kelly: I just love the holidays.
Mike: I still don't get the Menorah ornament.
Kelly: My college roommate was Jewish.
Kelly: It was kind of a standing joke.
Mike: So where should I put the punch bowl?
Kelly: Over there... under the mistletoe.
Mike: Aren't you afraid we'll get vegetaion in the punch?
Kelly:Bob's wife is making it again this year, so that's the least of our problems.