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Mike: So, I hear you're planning the New Year's Eve party.
Kelly: Yeah. The millenium bash.
Mike: Umm... aren't you a little late?
Kelly: There wasn't a year zero. The century ends AFTER 2000.
: I could use a hand.
Mike: With what?
Kelly: I can't find any mistletoe.
Mike: Well, I covered every tree in my old boss's yard with it when I
quit....
Kelly: I don't want to know....
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