(Bob is sitting in front of his iSore computer.)
Bob: Kelly, I just signed you up for a training seminar at NYU.
Kelly: Who am I flying?
Kelly: I'd like a hand check, please.
Airline Dork: Sorry, Airport Policy.
(Magn-o-matic X-Ray machine)
Sign: "All Electronic device (sic) must be X-rayed including pagers, cellular phones, PDAs, and laptops."
Kelly: You have to be kidding....
: Oh, God! My laptop won't come up?
Dork: It's okay. It happens to everyone.
Kelly: I never thought it would happen to me....