Mike: Here it is. The root of all evil.
Dave: The airplane phone system?
Mike: No. Win 2k.
(Windows 2000 Installer: Update Complete....)
Anchorman: And in other news, San Jose International Airport was brought to its knees by Windows 2000.
: Their flight information computers all crashed simultaneously, spreading chaos to major airports across the country.
Anchorwoman: In other news, one man is dead and three injured after Anti-American made them X-ray their pacemakers.
: Anti-American declined to comment.