Lawyer: The lawyers at Tech Magazine wish to apologize for our last strip.
: It was a poor attempt at winning a worst joke contest.
Mutant Lawyer: A nuclear spill near the author's house caused a freak genetic mutation.
: Would you believe that it resulted from accidentally mixing Salta and prescription medication?
: Okay, okay, so Dave just has a really warped mind.
Lawyer: But then, if you didn't already know that... you must be an idiot.
Tami: Hey, guys. Did I miss anything?