Mike: So, Rich?
Rich: Mike, right?
Mike: Yeah. So Rich... are you?
Rich: Am I what?
Mike: Where are you from?
Rich: I was bohrn in Cleeeveland.
Mike: Let me get this straight....
: You're Rich Southerland, the poor Northerner.... That may be the worst contradiction I've ever heard... except....
W: Hi. I'm George W. (Bush), and I'm the president....