(We see a calendar.)
Quote of the day: It is the spirit of the season -- the feeling that there is something special at work, and the realization that it is greater than oneself.
Kelly: Hey, Mike? What are you doing for Christmas?
Mike: I plan to spend Christmas hanging with some friends.
: That evening, I'll go to the office Christmas party.
: I"ll drink some alcohol and spend the night cuddling with my girlfriend.
: And I'll probably take the 26th off to recuperate.
Kelly: So what you're really saing is that you'll go the the party, Bob will piss you off, you'll get drunk, your girlfriend will have to carry you home, and you'll be too hung over to work the next day.
Mike: Yup, pretty much.