(Mike is sitting at a computer.)
Mike: Hey, Bob! I just found this cool web site!
Bob: What site is that?
Mike: People certify your level of experience in Open Source development.
(Mike reaches for a "Geek Cola".)
Mike: I just had my account for five minutes when somebody certified me.
Bob: Like that's a big surprise.
(Inside of darkened refrigerator with only two colas)
Mike: How's that?
Bob: We always knew you were certifiable.