(A reporter stands in front of a tank.)
In international news tonight, protests erupt in
fifteen cities as the United States goes to war.
President Bush has ordered the bombing of hundreds of
strategic targets in and around Baghdad, Mosul, and Kirkuk.
(Back in the Tech Magazine office, Mike and Dave stand
in front of a water cooler.)
Mike: Well, I guess it could be worse....
Dave: How's that?
Mike: He could be on Apple's board of directors.
Dave: Can you imagine?
(We see George W. Bush and Rumsfeld in front of 3 Infinite Loop.)
Bush: Microsoft, Sun Microsystems, and CrazyAppleRumors.com....
Rumsfeld: A new technological axis of evil....