Mike: Well, this is it. The final layout.
(Mike's hair looks frayed, and he sports stubble.
Mike: They start printing at the stroke of midnight.
Bob (also stubby): Hey, guys! Just ten seconds 'til! 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Sign: "Happy First Issue!"
Big Boss (also stubby): Let's party!!!!
Mike: The big boss?
Big Boss: Ladies and Gentlemen... Tick Magazine!
Mike: Please tell me he didn't....