Tech Magazine: The Comic Strip

Tech Magazine for 2001-01-14-txt

Setting: Dimpled Chad's Bar & Grille
Mike and Beth are playing chess.

Beth: Relax, Mike.
: What you need is someone to take your mind off her.
: What are you doing tonight?
Mike: I'm not sure.... Why?
Beth: How about dinner after this chess game?
Mike: With you? Aren't you seeing someone?
Beth: Phil? He's gay. He's just dating me so he doesn't lose his job with the Church.
Mike: Bishop?
Beth: Queen. Checkmate.