Mike: So, Kelly, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Kelly: I'm going home to visit my family. You?
Mike: I'm staying here and having dinner with my daughter. Bob?
Bob: I dunno, but if Dave makes me dress up like a turkey again,
I'm going to hurt him.
Dave: Well, since everybody's unhappy, instead of listing the things
we're thankful for, let's tell all the things we're NOT thankful
Kelly: Microsoft Corporation.
Mike: Breast reduction surgery.
Bob (dressed as a turkey): Wool underpants.